Wednesday, February 29, 2012

You Doubt Me (Yet)?

Project X is coming Friday

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Friday Edit:

It's heyah. And it's all that I thought. Tell your parents before going that they did the same shit you guys do, they just didn't have video to record it all

I LUVVVVVVV IT

Giancarlo Stanton it is, my man

Why do I luv it? Because I'll call you.....oh....I don't know....Pitbull if that's what you want to be called. Too often guys get stuck with Anglo names in their rookie seasons and then have to live with it their whole careers.

Your South Florida Marlins...potential 2012 WS winners. Believe it....

Monday, February 27, 2012

Tek To Retire

Jason Varitek, second best catcher in Sox history, will announce his retirement tomorrow.

Effective date: 4/1/2008

Just For Fun: I Like Both Guys

RGIII: The Next Big Thing in Pro Sports

Andrew Luck: Mr. Interception

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I'm just saying, not everybody can be great. Luck could be awesome, but anybody with a Dad as shitty a QB as his needs to prove hiself, and he honestly hasn't.

RGIII just looks like a winner and a stud to me. If I'm picking first in the 2012 NFL Draft, it's an easy call. He's Michael Vick without the Vick-i-ness, man. Take Peyton's head and Vick's body and ya got something. Am I right?

(And NO, it's NOT cuz he's from BAYLOR!)

The Oscars? What I Saw

Red Carpet?

Jessica: Outstanding
Penelope: Ravishing
Tina: You have such pretty hair, why do you hide it?
Angelina: She should adopt herself (so skinny)
George and Stacey: Wow
Emma : Too much red
Natalie: Wow
Cameron: Very pretty
J-Lo: Too much skin for 40
Maya: Always
Busy: I would/wood
Glenn: Sexy as hell

Friday, February 24, 2012

Ghosts of Maine Basketball High School Tournaments Past, Present, and Future

You think it cain't happen to you, Dustin? Hell, it's happening to you right now, my man.


Past: Keegan Hyland

Best player in the state. Troubled year. Comes back for end of campaign and tears it up in States. Gets full boat out to Gonzaga. Leaves after a week because the other kids had better clothes in their closets (or maybe that was somebody else who could play. my bad, Keegan). Comes home. Goes to UVM, leaves. Where is he today? I do not know. How very sad. How very human. Hang in there, Keegan. You could play and that means you're a hell of a kid. It's just that the kids with less "talent" are blowing your doors off right about now, in college and at work, socially, blogging, all that. Happens to the best of them.


Present: Dustin

Troubled year. Comes on strong in tourney. Leads team to Western Maine final on Saturday night, vs the immigrant kids from Deering: Could be the best high school boys game this state has ever seen. Seriously. Big time game tomorrow night. But then there's the aftermath...


Future: Dustin Cole

It's in your hands, my friend. You get to write what happens next. You are midmajor D1 talent, no question. Maybe more. The most talented guard in the state since Ralph Mims (if he counts). You can have a career in the game, like your coach. You can play D1 and play on tv. You can be a washout. You can do the rehab shuffle. It's all in your hands. Do I believe in you? I'm writing about you, aren't I?

Write your own script, Dustin Cole.

2012 Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame Class...Should Be:

... I think: Reggie Miller, Don Nelson, Dick Motta (ring), Coach Rick Pitino (you kidding?), Bill Fitch (ring), Ralph Sampson, Bernard King (bad fucker)

That’s a pretty good class. Big, but deserving. Where’s the women?

esp...

Where’ my girl?

Thursday, February 23, 2012

To Kris-ten Anderson

Hey Kris-ten... (watch this)

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That's about right, young lady: You play the game the right way.

The right way.

Just like Ernie D, whom I only saw live when he was at the end of his time with the Celtics, feeding Hondo for elbow j's all afternoon.

You guys in the Anderson household love the game, too? Then you need to know about Ernie D and Providence College.

Chris Brown: All Man

This man is BAD!


This man is BAD X2


It takes balls, brains, and talent to lay it all on the line like that. Chris is my man.

ILYC

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Watching Morning Joe..

It struck me: Why don't we/they/us/US talk about the real reason the Presidential and Congressional elections are so damn important?

TAX POLICY, man. TAX POLICY.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

My $1,300 iMac?

Has a $50 keyboard. WTF? I don't see any better ones on Apple.fuckyou.....sorry Apple.dead....sorry Apple.ipo....sorry Apple.screwyouamerica. (Got it)

I'M A Dinosaur? ME? ME? You're the one's leaving no trace!

Hank and Bo 1990 Google search

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Any sports fan of a decent age knows about Hank and Bo 1990. THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FUCKING FOR!!!! And there's NOTHING. NOTHING.

WTF? Who do I pay....

.....to shoot in the fucking....


...groin....

.....The assholes who took off YouTube all my great memories of LMU's run in 1988, 1989, and 1990.

I KNOW IT HAPPENED I JUST CAIN'T PROVE IT HAPPENED!

Hey Mr. Internet: Fuck you!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

More.

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My Abuser. One.

R__h O'____e

Monday, February 6, 2012

The Globe: All The News Fit To Print(?)

The Globe photos of The Fucking Game last night...

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Gisele: You. Are. History. Asshole.

Hey! Is that Mark Wahlberg? No?

Mariah, Katy. Katy, Mariah. (sigh)

Joe: This boys alright

Boy, Jessie ever tell ya how I saved Martin's life? No? Sit down and let ol' Jessie tell yall the story. Wait, son. Don't go!

Are you guys as crazy as I think you are? Rosie: You're mean and always have been. Jenny, you get a pass. Guess why: I used to have your picture under my bed when I lived in C-Ville in the small apartment. Your Playboy pix are probably still there. Wet.

My Thoughts on The Fucking Game (To Be Updated All Day)

Best halftime show since Bono? NO

(The Who was)

The lesson to us/US all?

Do what you do.. (yes) and do it well, and don't try to be something you were 20 years ago

Sorry, Madge, but it's true

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Give My Love To Madge, Hon

Would you please, Brit?
Would you please give my love to Madge?

She's 53 and wants to turn back the clock
To when she and I were kids
Coming out of nowhere towns
To the bigtime

She wants to do it all over again
And Brit, I need you to tell her that
You cain't, man
You cain't

She's in my memories of a tough time in my life
That's all I know
She never could dance or sing all that good
But her heart was 4 sizes too big

Now, that's all she has left to offer the world
Her body is halfway gone
But my Madge's mind is still there

Please tell her I love her
And always did
From the first moment I saw her
On a Friday night video

My Hometown, Too

I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand
Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man
I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town
He'd tousle my hair and say son take a good look around, this is your hometown

This is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown

In '82 tension was running high at my high school
There was a lot of fights between the snobs and me
There was nothing they would do

Two cars at a light on a Saturday night
In the back seat there coulda been a gun
Words were passed and in a verbal blast
Troubled times they had come, to my hometown

My hometown
My hometown
My hometown

Now Main Street's white washed windows and vacant stores
Seems like there ain't nobody wants to come down here no more

They're closing down the middle class jobs across the highway signs
My father said those jobs are going, Joey, and they ain't coming back
To our hometown

Our hometown
Our hometown
Our hometown

Last night me and Brit, we laid in bed
Talking about getting out
Packing up our bags, maybe heading west
I'm forty-five and we got four boys of our own now
Last night I sat John John up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around

This is our hometown

"Turn The Page"

Damian Lillard highlights

According to Andy Katz, this kid is a lottery pick. Looks like he is.

What would Eminem say about this kid coming out of nowhere to the lottery?

I know what my man did say, a few years back. Actually, more than a few years back

"When the Music Stops"

Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kids
Sike!

If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead-off batter of things
Shit for me to feed off
I'm see-saw battling
But theres way too much at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smoking crack?
Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for I get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack shit out
I'm trying-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark
You all steady trying to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothing but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out, fuck shooting I'm just trying to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leap
You're slim, you're gonna let him get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't let him 'scape with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops

There ain't no getting rid of McVeigh
If so you would've tried
The only way I'm leaving this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically, arrived back at my enemy's crib with Hennessey,
Got drunk then I finished he
I'm every niggas favorite arch-enemy.
Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly with a dillinger in the dark diligently
I'm not what you think
I appear to be fucked up
Mentally endangered
I can't stay away from a razor
I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigga had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres
I murder you
Danger had me turned into a mad man, son of Sam, bitch, I'm surgical
I'll allergic to dying, you think not? you got balls? We can see how large
When the music stops

I was happy having a deal at first,
Thought money would make me happy but
It only made my pain worst,
It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you dawg
When you ain't got nothing left but your word and your balls
And you're stressed from the calls of your new friends
Beggin' with they hands out
Checking for your record when its selling
When it ain't, that's the end, no laughs
No friends no girl
Just the gin you drink till you car spin you then
[Screech]
Damn!
[Crash]
U slam into the wall and you fall
Out the car, trying to crawl with one arm
About to lose it all in a pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow, wonder if they would even call when the music stops

Let's see how many of your men loyal,
When I pull up looking for you,
With a pistol sipping on a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up, who said what would lead bust your head would just explode
With red stuff I'm hand cuffed tossed in the paddy wagon
Braggin about how you shot it like a coward, bullets devour you showered you
Niggas, if I was you niggas, I'll run while given the chance
Understand I can enchance the spirit of man
Death itself, it can't hurt me, just the thought of dying alone that really
Irks me, you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to walk how g's walk before we spark
Hug the floor while we plan tug-o-war with your life, fuck the tour and the mic
I'll rather fuck a whore with a knife, deliver that shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in broad day light nigga your a gonna at night

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Welcome, kid

Welcome to hell, my man Damian

you got it? you get it?

Sunday, February 5, 2012

My Prediction?

Pain

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Two boobs (get it?)

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The winning team will wear blue

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Collinsworth will talk about HIS Super Bowl

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Shots of:

Rooney Mara (who's he?)

John Candy (good get)

Tom's Mom and Dad. Not Gisele. She's home folding laundry, shopping at Market Basket, that type of high fashion model stuff. Yeah.

BB's current squeeze

Mrs. Snee

Peyton, looking Peyton-serious (that's some serious serious)

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Halftime Guest of Madge?

JLD?

Roseanne?

Mitt?

Janet? In a ,,,,,dress?

JT? In a ...dress?

my girl? better fucking not be. she's got dishes to do (get it?)

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It's like watching two brothers fight

I offer the usual pre-game prayer...

Good Song. New To Me.

here/hear

iHurt

Pain is all I know
Write now
No one cares
They think it's funny
(What's for dinner? Is that show on again?)
Fuck you

Your stupidity allows you to live and breath, my friend
My intelligence is a curse

This keyboard cost $50, and will never be as good as my old one
Because Steve Jobs was not an artist, he
Just a businessman
Steve wanted money money money
Not to help people like me
But to rape people like me
I hope he died knowing his life was a fucking waste
Just like mine

The little girl looked back at me like she wanted to hit me
For me having big feet
It took
One second
To see her past, present, and future
She was unhappy
Is unhappy
And will die unhappy
Thanks to her mom and dad

Was it worth it?
The extruciating back pain
Caused by all that watching?
No
It never is
Why did I do it?
I had nothing else to do

I wish it was over
It won't be for a long while
Will someone help me?
I knew you wouldn't

It'd be better if it wasn't

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Today is Sunday
and there's nothing to do

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The pain in my heart
Is bent

Windchill is bullshit

My life is hell

Torture torture torture
(What's for dinner? )
((Rape))

How can I ask my abusers to stop it
When they are having fun?

As long as they don't kill me they will continue
Because you/they/she can't see inside my veins
To read the ache
If there's a body, done twitching
Then that's a story
That's a show
As it is, my misery is funny
(what's for dinner?)
((more rape for you, kid))

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315 pounds
crushing my hips, knees, and ankles
I try to stand up
And have to suffer the pain

No matter what I do
The pain is there
When they turn it up
The pain gets worse
From a 2 to a 9

Can you imagine the worst day of your life
Lived over and over
For 45 years?
That's what it's like

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She thinks we're having a date
It's a sentence
For both of us

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If I could strangle my abusers
I wouldn't
Which means they'll keep abusing me
I wish I was dead
And buried

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They wake me after an hour of sleep
I fall again
They wake me after two hours of sleep
That's it for the night

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Saturday, February 4, 2012

"I Consider Myself To Be The Luckiest Man Alive..."

This just in...

Brian Cash-man has a penis

That is all

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Brian Cash-man fucked people other than Jeter?

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Brian Cash-man: How much was he paying her?

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Guys like Cash-man: Revenge of the Turds

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The Evil Empire just got taken down by a stalker

(And to think, they could have had me at $1. Million. Dollars)

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Now Brian and A-Rod can make beautiful music together. With Lourdes. Yeah, I said it. Fuck it. I'll die of a heart attack someday soon.

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This would have killed George: Cash-man getting laid twice in a lifetime

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Sex Tape: Cashman and his wife. Rated PG-13

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Instead of "Enter Sandman", they can play Johnny's "I Still Miss Someone"

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How many before he hits his bonus? And how much is his bimbo bonus? More than Jetes?

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Is she sure it was him? I mean, these ARE the Yankers?

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I'll send some of my runoff down to the Bronx for y'all

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Man, I thought there were ssssoooooo many beautiful chicks on The Bronx Beat. Dude just didn't look hard enough. Get it?

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Did he come on the glass? Or was it a hand job?

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She's a slut, but she really wants to direct

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So Cash-man is a free agent on the prowl. Man, don't even think about it. She's my girl. Mom is perfectly happy living in Kittery. You'd just break her little heart, Cash-man

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Double Date Time: Me, B, Cashman, and A-Rod's Ego. We'd take a walk through Central Park. A slow one, since A-Rod and I are now cripples.

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First Sox-Yankers series next season. Owner's box. Cash-man sitting by himself. Shoes off. Tattoos on his arms, illegible. White t. Muscles bulging. No, wait, that's Ryan Gosling pretending to be me

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Fun With Google

"President Obama leader" - 322,000,000 hits

"President Obama do nothing" - 244,000,000

"President Obama awesome" - 69,700,000

"President Obama first black president" - 317,000,000

"President Obama last black president" - 335,000,000

"President Obama basketball player" - 104,000,000


Can you make sense of this crap? I can't. But it's interesting...

One Day - One More Game

Brady - The Chiefs are looking to replace Cassel. Don't do it, Tommy Boy!

Hoyer - I like the looks of this kid. Matt made serious money in this same situation a couple of years ago.

Mallett - Who knows? How is he doing, guys?

Faulk - 5 foot 7 and all heart. This. Is. It.

Green-Ellis - Great year in my book. This kid runs hard and with purpose.

Ridley - The future #1 back on NE. Real talented.

Vereen - Health is the most underrated part of being an athlete. He hasn't been healthy.

Woodhead - Worth the fourth round flyer. What?

Polite - Not much pt.

Branch - A great Patriot. Fun to watch. Disappears sometimes.

Edelman - Plays the game the right way. Will be here next year.

85 - Last game as Pat. Good career, but what has he won?

Slater - Terrific Pat. Has done very fucking well for himself.

Underwood - Good year.

Wes - Is 30 years old and may never be this good again. Hall of Famer.

Gronk - Remember Shockey, kid? Barely?

Hernandez - I think he will have more catches than Gronk when all is said and done. 100% football player. Great pick by BB.

Koppen - Will be in the Pats HOF. 5th rounder: Great job all the way around with him: front office, coaches, and Danny.

Wendell - Good player to have on roster.

Connolly - I expect C spot is his next year, and I'm fine with that.

Mankins - Simply a great, impactful player. Worth every penny.

McDonald - Guys like this are needed on every team. Look at Connolly.

Ohrnberger - Same thing as McDonald.

Thomas - Ditto. Dante does great things with workers.

Waters - Looks good so far. Does he really weigh 320? Looks about 280 to me. Terrific year. Has had a media presence.

Cannon - Solid year to build on.

Hix - Ditto.

Light - One of the great Pats linemen. A championship team simply has to have several Matt Light's on it. And, man, he ain't done yet.

Solder - Huge talent who simply must get stronger. Could become the best tackle in team history eventually.

Vollmer - Health problems have derailed a possibly great career. Things are up in the air with this dude.


Anderson - Great year!

Brace - I think it's clear it ain't gonna happen for this second rounder.

Carter - Great year! One of the keys to the season. Wonderful free agent signing.

Cox - Not much pt.

Deaderick - Good year.

Ellis - Has not been on the field much, but impactful when he has been.

Wright - One of my favorite Pats of recent vintage.

Love - Good year.

Pryor - Took a step back.

Warren - Is he still on the roster? Made some money, man. Good for him.

Vince - The best D-Lineman in Pats history. He and Matt Light and Tommy are the cornerstones.

Cunningham - Bust.

Fletcher - Solid player.

Guyton - Not on field much, partially due to repeated mental errors.

Koutouvides - Has a chance for a career.

Mayo - Limited talent, but gets the most out of it.

Ninkovich - Good player.

Spikes - My favorite of the Pats linebackers. When this dude is healthy and on the field, the announcers are always talking about him cuz he makes plays.

Tarpinian - Just a kid. We'll see.

White - Good year. Egg on my face, he can play.

Arrington - Terrific year.

Dowling - Still a talent.

Jones - Not much run.

McCourty - One of the most valuable assets on the team. Has taken heat for giving up big plays.

Molden - Can play.

Moore - Great instincts and a worker. Will have to fight to make team next year.

Williams - Not much run.

Barrett - Disappointing season.

Brown - Can play. Valuable.

Chung - Really good year. I believe in Pat Chung.

ihedibgo - Worth the money. Good year.

Lockett - Limited ability.

Gostkowski - He doesn't miss 33 yarders. The only reason Adam is going to the HOF is opportunity. I believe in this guy the same as I believed in Adam.

Mesko - Really good punter.

Aiken - No fumbles? That's a good long snapper!


Dante - O-Line Coach - His record speaks for itself.

Bill O'Brien - OC - Has done a really good job, aside from the meltdowns. That's a negative.

Scott O'Brien - Special Teams - No problems the second half of the year.

Josh Boyer - D-Backs - This is the weakness of the team. A lot of wasted draft picks. Lots of blame to go around.

Ivan Fears Running Backs - Has done a great job with these guys.

Pepper - D-Line - Great year!

Brian Ferentz - He's the tight ends coach. Duh! Future O-C somewhere in league.

Patrick Graham - Linebackers. Good job with limited talent. Would kill to use one of the early picks on a monster, but a lot of those guys turn out to be busts. I expect largely the same group back next year.

Brian Flores - Defensive Assistant - We'll see.

Harold Nash - Strength and Conditioning - Not too many game lost to injury and the team's W/L speaks for itself.

Matt Patricia - Safeties - Does this look guy look like a really good coach or what? I can see Mayo calming Matt down every halftime.

Chad O'Shea - Wide Recievers - Good year.

Moses Cabrera Assistant Strength and Conditioning - Good year.

George Godsey - Offensive Assistant - The O is the best in the NFL.

Josh McDaniels - Offensive Assistant - Don't fuck this up, "boy wonder."

Nick Caserio - Director of Player Personnel - Clearly a bight future.

Floyd Reese - Senior Football Advisor - Now THAT'S the life!

Bill Belichick - Still lots of run left.

Jonathan Kraft - President -Doing incredible things in a sometimes thankless job.

Bob Kraft - The best owner in sports, and the finest man in New England. Thanks so much, Mr. Kraft. What you guys do down there in Foxboro matters to Patriots everywhere.

Sweeney High

February 5th

Senior Night

The Signing of the Wall by Graduating Seniors

It's been a tradition here at Sweeney High to have all senior basketball players sign the gymnasium wall on Senior Night. Some teams have chosen to sign in an orderly manner, one right after another within the same general space. Some chose to sign different areas of the gym wall, apart from their teammates. Some chose not to sign, even.

The Signing of the Wall has been a beloved tradition since the school's founding. Kids come back ten, twenty, even fifty years after graduating and check out their signatures. Sometimes, spouses and kids are involved. A few great grandchildren have even been able to trace grandma's handwriting from back when she was playing for Sweeney High. How cool is that?

Friday, February 3, 2012

Just The Facts, Man

The media may try to spin you guys

but the fact remains

the G-Men were 9-7

and the Pats 13-3

meaning NE's best game will probably win

(what?)

The Ugliest BC Team Was Also The Best

1994. Jim O'Brien's Eagles beat Dean Smith's one seeded national champions in the second round. BC made it out of the 8/9 first round game to meet Carolina and stun the basketball world over the weekend. Billy Curley made the cover of SI (first BC kid since Flutie). It was a very big deal at the time.

The thing that struck me about that team, thinking about them just now, the morning after Coach O'Brien and Billy came up to Standish to play local DIII squad St. Joseph's (Emerson lost), is how fucking ugly that particular Eagle team was.

Don't get me wrong. Jay Murphy and the English guy with a temper were no prizes. Michael Adams? Looked like a horse kicked him in the face (you ever really look at Mike's face?) Bags?

But the '94 team? Ugliest Eagles ever (not including the cheerleaders down through the years. That's a whole nother story)

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The Eagles...

Gerrod Abram - Big Ass Abram

Danya Abrams -Are you kidding me? Smith called him "the dirtiest player in the country." Should have called him the unsightlieast

Brad Christianson - Big white guy who, I'm sure was ugly. He just never got in any games soz I could get a look at him

Bill Curley - Now this dude is ugly. 6 10, all arms, legs, and knees. Ran like he was falling out of a building. And he beat the fucking Heels that year in one of the biggest wins in BC history

Howard Eisley - Pretty boy did pretty good for himself in The Association, didn't he? If you had said this guy was a ten year NBA player his senior year in high school in Michigan, you'd have gotten a lot of bets against. (=Don't give up)

Paul Grant - As ugly as Curley without the talent. Paint chipper

Kevin Hrobowski - Who?

Malcolm Huckaby - Played like he was named

Keenan Jourdon - Ugly bench guy

Marc Molinsky- Ugly bench guy

Jim Ryan - Ugly bench guy. Do you think with a name like "Jim Ryan" the kid was black? Nope? Good for you


Good thing OBie (aka Fireman Bill) was on hand to dress things up a bit....

(what?)

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Chris Duhon Hearts Reggie Love

Chris, I never knew you cared.

You've been in the NBA what, ten years? And now that your boy got insulted you decide to play hard, against my man John Wall?

That shit is weak, bro.

Real men bring it every night in The Association. Not once every four years.

The Trustbuster President? Not Bloody Likely

If I don't pay my cable bill to Time Warner, my service gets cut off. If I do pay, often times my service is cut off due to poor connections and whatever the fuck else happens with that crap.

But if I try to pay less than the bill asks for, say 140 bucks instead of 150 bucks because ESPN6 is off and all the other expensive channels are down, I might get that ten dollars off if I cry and moan and whine for three or four hours. But that's time out of my 168 that I don't get to think about.....(who do you think?).

The economy is tilted way too much in favor of the two dozen or so biggest companies in America. They do what they want when they want it to whomever they want. Competition? How 20th Century, you fox.

This calls for leadership.

Shit.

This Just In...

Killer Bees, from South America, are alllllllmost here, America.

Believe it.

What?

My 15 Seconds Are Almost Up, And...

...Who am I supporting in November?

Anyone but Barry.

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the current VP, Joe Biden? Fine

the GOP nominee, Gov. Romney? Fine

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It breaks my heart to write this. We were all seduced by this guy. 51% of us, anyway.

And we were wrong. I can judge a man pretty quickly in the right situation, based on my experiences over the last couple of years.

And Barry's performance at the White House when my boys, the B's, were there, sealed it for me. He was petty, vindictive, and mean.

I had, at that moment, maybe four bucks in the bank. Barry has trillions.

Do you want that big of a jerk as POTUS?

I

Do

Not

2012 Red Sox - Let The Healing Begin!

Bobby I's predicted batting order...

Dustin
Jacoby
Gonzo
Papi
Youk
Kalish
Craw
Rook
Aviles

You got a better one?

I'm all ears...

This Just In...

If The Bible is the only book you've picked up this year....

YOU'RE AN IDIOT

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lemmings

Facebook IPO worth over. Ten. Million. Dollars.

Or something like that.

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Since I'm speaking to you from the year 2015, I'll make this question short:

What the fuck is a facebook?

My Second Challenge of the Day

I ask all the folks who make a living in the health care field:

Do you really believe that 60 years ago the world went suddenly mad and required all of us to be so heavily medicated with your drugs and pills and powders and lotions and soaps and shampoos?

Do you really believe that ALL OF A SUDDEN half the people in America became so depressed as to require $1,000 worth of pills a month to keep them going? Do you really believe that?

Do you, the doctors of America, take your oath seriously? The part about "First, do no harm?"

Do you, as pharmaceutical executives, feel comfortable draining trillions of dollars from the US economy so you can have a third Mercedes or yacht or vacation home?

It's as plain as the noses on our faces.

Just as plain as women deserving the right to vote, just as plain as black people being franchised, just as plain as the Emancipation Proclamation, as the fucking Constitution itself.

These damn drugs don't work and do so very much hard. Please stop.

Connections

Kelly Preston in People, at 50, this week

Not happy at getting old

she was mean to Tom Cruise in that movie

and nice to McDreamy in another, who is

on that tv show I've never seen

Kelly's

married to John fucking Travolta

and living three hours from here

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the girl in

"Can't Buy Me Love"

(How'd they EVER get the rights to that song?)

I remember my brother suggesting that movie

And me loving it

I always wanted a girl to jump ship for

And she's here

Well, not here exactly

But we'll get together

Eventually

Like McDreamy and Kelly

in that undercover car

get it?

Ask Craig Robinson and the others

Robinson, brother in law of our POTUS, always claimed he could tell what kind of person a man was by how he played the game of basketball.

Well, if that's true I challenge the press to track down Barry's teammates on that high school team he is so proud of and find out what they thought of and think of our man Barry.

Sounds pretty easy, right?

Pure 100% Awesomeness

Basketball Blog Ups based on last night's boxes, from Apt404.... (What?)

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DeMarcus Cousins – in a loss to GS: 36 m, 5-7 from the line, 8-15 from floor, 14 rebounds, 4 turnovers (that’s’ fine, big man!). He KIN' play, Westy!

The Pacers – they’re 14-6! Larry really does know a little about the game!

Avery Bradley – 37 m in place of Rajon and he had one assist. E’Twaun Moore is gonna take your minutes very soon, dude

Dante Cunningham is a half decent NBA player. Dude was about the fifth option for Jay Wright. Unbelievable things can happen

Anthony Davis, M-K-G, Terrance Jones, Doron Lamb, and The Second Teague, with help from Kyle and Darius Miller: Night after night after night, they’re getting’ it done, boys. Great job. Very exciting

Hey Hoos: Naming the arena after somebody really famous and then telling everybody that asks that it’s NOT named after somebody famous is about as pretentious as it gets. Great job! You’re real Cavaliers now! Terry Holland must be so proud! Go after that #2 seed for Tom Sheehey and (sniff sniff) Craig Robinson. And my man Keith Friel.

Vandy? What the fuck, man? 14-6? What’s wrong with that program. They're as talented as any team in the country 1 through 5. Coaching? Or are you guys not listening? Either way, something's wrong in Nashville

Bowling Green vs Miami women at Millett Hall on Feb 25th. It’s gonna be awesome. The two best teams in the MAC. 'Bout time for us. BGSU has been the dominant MAC program for Coach Miller’s entire time up there. Not anymore

Does Mizzo still have the Antlers? Man, that was fun, I’ll bet, to go into that old arena and shut those fuckers up in their getups. Heard they were so nasty some guy had to band aid up before every game! Kim Mulkey’s Lady Bears are coming up north tonight to play the Lady Tigers. Should be fun for both teams. How you gonna defend B and O? They're so bad they're beyond B/O. They're....Kim's Kids. Um.... Lady Bad Fuckers? Baylor's Badasses? The best women's team eva? Not yet, they ain't. But a coach can dream, can't he/she?

Players: Did you know that U of Hartford’s Head Coach Jen Rizzotti was Player of the Year nationally in 96 for UConn? Nationally. Her floor burns were legendary. She was the female Grant Hill: georgeous, a player, stylish, won a title and almost won another after. You don’t have to coach in the NBA or win national championships to have a good life. She has chosen to stay at one of the smaller D1 schools, and I bet she’s having fun there. I certainly hope she is. She's a doll, I just know it