Saturday, February 4, 2012

"I Consider Myself To Be The Luckiest Man Alive..."

This just in...

Brian Cash-man has a penis

That is all

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Brian Cash-man fucked people other than Jeter?

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Brian Cash-man: How much was he paying her?

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Guys like Cash-man: Revenge of the Turds

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The Evil Empire just got taken down by a stalker

(And to think, they could have had me at $1. Million. Dollars)

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Now Brian and A-Rod can make beautiful music together. With Lourdes. Yeah, I said it. Fuck it. I'll die of a heart attack someday soon.

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This would have killed George: Cash-man getting laid twice in a lifetime

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Sex Tape: Cashman and his wife. Rated PG-13

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Instead of "Enter Sandman", they can play Johnny's "I Still Miss Someone"

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How many before he hits his bonus? And how much is his bimbo bonus? More than Jetes?

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Is she sure it was him? I mean, these ARE the Yankers?

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I'll send some of my runoff down to the Bronx for y'all

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Man, I thought there were ssssoooooo many beautiful chicks on The Bronx Beat. Dude just didn't look hard enough. Get it?

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Did he come on the glass? Or was it a hand job?

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She's a slut, but she really wants to direct

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So Cash-man is a free agent on the prowl. Man, don't even think about it. She's my girl. Mom is perfectly happy living in Kittery. You'd just break her little heart, Cash-man

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Double Date Time: Me, B, Cashman, and A-Rod's Ego. We'd take a walk through Central Park. A slow one, since A-Rod and I are now cripples.

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First Sox-Yankers series next season. Owner's box. Cash-man sitting by himself. Shoes off. Tattoos on his arms, illegible. White t. Muscles bulging. No, wait, that's Ryan Gosling pretending to be me

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