My Prediction?

Pain

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Two boobs (get it?)

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The winning team will wear blue

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Collinsworth will talk about HIS Super Bowl

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Shots of:

Rooney Mara (who's he?)

John Candy (good get)

Tom's Mom and Dad. Not Gisele. She's home folding laundry, shopping at Market Basket, that type of high fashion model stuff. Yeah.

BB's current squeeze

Mrs. Snee

Peyton, looking Peyton-serious (that's some serious serious)

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Halftime Guest of Madge?

JLD?

Roseanne?

Mitt?

Janet? In a ,,,,,dress?

JT? In a ...dress?

my girl? better fucking not be. she's got dishes to do (get it?)

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It's like watching two brothers fight

I offer the usual pre-game prayer...