Connections

Kelly Preston in People, at 50, this week

Not happy at getting old

she was mean to Tom Cruise in that movie

and nice to McDreamy in another, who is

on that tv show I've never seen

Kelly's

married to John fucking Travolta

and living three hours from here

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the girl in

"Can't Buy Me Love"

(How'd they EVER get the rights to that song?)

I remember my brother suggesting that movie

And me loving it

I always wanted a girl to jump ship for

And she's here

Well, not here exactly

But we'll get together

Eventually

Like McDreamy and Kelly

in that undercover car

get it?