Because B Wants Me To "Just B Joe", or was it "JBJoe"?

reading the NBA Box scores from 2/29/12 – Once every four years….

John Wall – in a loss to a good Orlando team (they’re baccccck), Wall had 33 pts, only 4 assists, and 1 fucking TO. Building block? Building block. The only other assets on that team are McGee and maybe Crawford. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see an entire new team next season, save for Wall and Crawford and McGee. Better update your resumes, boys. And learn to speak Mandarin.

The Warriors are about to blow up their shitty roster, I can feel it. Big move, why not? WTF? Lee is staying, almost certainly, with his K, but Ellis is a big time player who can contribute on a championship team. What a microwave he’d make for someone good. Oh my, he’d make a good microwave. Klay and Steph are keepers, certainly. But no one is off limits. Blow it up, Larry Riley. You got GREAT FANS who want a winner, and I want a winner in GS so I can say “Roary!” when I visit next season! (“Inside Moves” reference – 1st of the day – one of the great and underrated movies ever made, as I’ve said before)

We’re looking at seven wins in a row, my compadres: C’s toast Bucks – KG played GREAT, he ate up the Bucks big men, sure sure Gooden got his 20 and 8, and DID NOTHING, KG was immense last night! – I’m telling ya: extra passes are THE KEY TO BASKETBALL. You hit a guy in the face with the ball on the break in the first quarter he runs even harder the rest of the night, mutherfuckers! Believe it!
Great effort by the Cs. Avery is even getting it: PUSH PUSH PUSH. Brandon has been Brandon all year long – the unsung hero, (I’m surprised at how good a scorer he is)

Bucks roster –
Shaun –LIFT you pussy, your career is almost over
Brandon – don’t change a fucking thing kid, you’re awesome!
Mike – love your game, gotta get on a good team and get that ring!
Larry Sanders – oozed talent
A nice roster, not bad at all

Charlotte – do they have their first rounder? If they do, look the fuck out, they have talent on that team!
Kemba, Gerald, and DJ in the backcourt
With the rook Biyombo up front, four building blocks, plus a top five pick? Yes, please, just be patient, Charlotte and look to Ok City! No, I’m not shitting you! Think of your assets and think about two years from now: The future is bright in Charlotte!

Knicks: How good are they? Really good. The question coming into the season was pg play. Baron Davis isn’t the answer, though for 15/20 m a night not too many teams have a better backup. (Name one? I can’t) Lin has changed the balance of power in the East division. You put up a line like he did last night of 33m, 6 2s, 7-9 from the line, 13 assists, and 1 to and you’re a player! Lin seems to be for real. He was way too good for Harvard and that school’s legacy as a non basketball school held him back for his first couple of years. But the dude is for real and so are the Knickerbockers. Damn straight. It’s great to see for the good of the game. We’ll see y'all Sunday at 1pm.

Toronto and New Orleans – how did these once promising teams get so fucked up? They both have no assets.

Carlos Boozer - =/- for the night = -5. He was on the court for 23 minutes and got 8 and 8, and did absolutely nothing good. Just kills the Bulls. Every time he’s on the court they get worse.

Joakim is one of the best basketball players in the world, and no one but ballers knows it. He is incredible. Like Shaq said about free throws goes double for Joakim and his j. What a player.

And Asik is terrific, too. Just a terrific defender and everything else. And he might still be growing. He’s huge.

When I saw DeJuan Blair flip that big kid from UConn over his back like he was taking off a sweater his junior season at Pitt, I said a) he’s strong! B) he ain’t no NBA player. 1 out of 2 ain’t bad. What an incredible pick by Gregg Pop. Incredible pick. They got a terrific player in the second round. Fuck you, SA. You know why, doncha?

Matt Bonner’s time in the NBA is almost up. What a run, though. What a run. We'll see you at the Concord Y, I hope, Matt. And your sister, too? Pretty please?

How the hell is Houston 21-15? I see nothing on their roster. Smart guys run that team, almost too smart. Gotta lose big at some point in the NBA to replenish.

The Wolves next year? 50 game winners. Book it.

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I got one last thing to say....

HOW THE FUCK CAN THE SEASON BE ALMOST OVER WHEN I JUST WOKE THE FUCK UP?