Comps for Knicks vs C's

Lin - Kim Mulkey. And that's a compliment, chink boy. A big one. You aright.

Baron - Mike Bibby

Melo - Bob Dandrige (Alex English? = nope cuz AE has no rings. Melo already won something, right?) Bob D was and is one of the most underrated players in the history of the game. Big scorer on BAD teams every year for a decade? Melo wishes he was half as good as Bobby D.

Amare - Bob McAdoo

JR - a shorter Birdman, Totally wild out there, fun to watch. A bit of a pussy, too.

Tyson - Nate fucking Thurmond. Y'all know how I feel about the LA Stringbean. He's awesome.


Ray - I can't think of anyone like him in NBA history. Totally unique and wonderful. He's a winner and a total class act. Will his number be retired? Good question.

Brandon - Scott Wedman, who could ball for the us way back. Both could really score, but in different ways.

Avery - Don "Duck" Chaney. Duck was one hell of a player, Avery. One hell of a player. One of my favs when I was growing up. You stick to his type of game (defending and pushing the ball) and you can play for another ten years. Seriously.

Marquis - This is a bad muther and one of my favs. Bob Brannum. Yeah, Brannum.

Keyon - He's getting it. Danny. Seriously. I love how Keyon responds to coaching.

KG - Paul Silas. Think about it, guys. Silas thought the C's Mystique was crap, then found out it was real. And then what happened?

Jermaine - Bill Walton. And there isn't a bigger Walton fan than me, now that coach is dead.

Sasha Pietrus - WTF are they doing out there? They can't play!

PP - You're kidding, right? HONDO!

Rajon - Quinn Buckner x3. And I loved Quinn, but man, he couldn't shoot either. Bobby Knight's favorite player was a bad mutherfucker out there. A total fucking winner, just like my man Rajon. Quinn was part of two of the greatest college teams ever, won big in Beer Town and contributed to title winners here. A huge compliment. Where is Quinn, anyway?

Steimsma - Good body and feet but loves to shoot too much. Will never be the player he can be if he doesn't listen to Doc more and calm the fuck down out there. Relax, kid and let the game come to you. You're a shotblocker, the single most valuable skill there is. Just do that and you'll be alright. Shoot too much and your career will be over befor

Chris - Truck Robinson, who was 15 lbs too heavy, too. Rebound and post up and run the break, Chris and everything will be fine.