Monday, March 19, 2012

New Reality TV Show Idea: "The Biggest Winner"

"The Biggest Loser"? Yawn. Self involved fatties trying to lose 200 pounds? Been there. Done THAT!

"The Biggest Winner"? Yes, please!

A bunch of health nuts try to GAIN AS MANY POUNDS AS POSSIBLE IN 12 WEEKS! By eating! By cannibalism! By whatever means necessary!

Host? Alison Sweeney! Wait, wait.... Better yet.... Kelly Ripa, who spends each week with a disgusted look on her face!

Contestants?

Angelina, of course

Jillian Michaels! You're invited, sweetie, even though I know you'd turn it down on principle.

Alison Sweeney!

Julia Louis Dreyfus

Tina Fey!!! My second best friend WILL BE THERE!

Bill Rodgers, who always needed to put on a few pounds

Alberto Salazar. Ditto

Ben Johnson, who needs the money and the work

Carl Lewis, always up for a challenge

Rulon Gardner, going the other way on Alison

Is that enough? No? Well, how about the entire cast of "Gossip Girl" (except Blake: You're perfect, girl)

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