1) Michael Douglas (67) and Catherine Zeta Jones (42)
2) MJ Fox (50) and Tracy Pollan (51)
3) Kevin Kline (64) and Pheobe Cates (48)
4) Glenn Close (64) and Mr. David Shaw (61)
5) Meryl (62) and Don Gummar (65) (Gummeey? Gummeay? What is THAT GUYS's NAME!)
6) Helen (66!) and Taylor Hackford (67!)
7) Joannie McCallie (45) and her hubby, John McCallie (age better be 55 or more) - The head coach at Duke is smokin' hot. Daughter of a Navy pilot? D1 basketball at NORTHWESTERN? Led the girls up in Orono to the promised land? Led MState and Duke to greatness? You better believe Joannie is smokin' hot!
8) Bruce (62) and Patti (a scorching hot 58. yes, indeedy)
9) Mr. and Mrs. Rand - ages unknown due to foreign births
10) Steven Speilberg (65) and the lovely Kate Kapshaw (58)
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Juuuuuuuust missed it:
Broe: 2025
Elizabeth Shue and David Guggenheim = 2014 (if they make it!)
Clooney and Stacy = 2021 (not a fucking chance...she's my backup plan if Broe doesn't work out! She or Reese. Or I'lll steal Katie away from that old guy.)
Tina Fey (41) and Jeff Richmond (51) - 2017 - That's if Richmond doesn't pull a Brian Cash-man!
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Just so you y'all know: It's a lot of fun to write this stuff up. Make your own list, kids. It's awesome to be creative. I have $600 in my checking account and feel really good. It's not money that matters, it's peace/piece of mind. Go see Project X today and have a great time. Me? I'm going to see the MacAleey vs Coney!
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